This is just a pansy in snow.
RANDOM TURD: I live in wintery conditions for a decent amount of the year and I drive quite a bit while commuting to work.  After having to deal with all the people that have no idea how to drive in the snow even if there is just a small amount I decided to term these drivers as "Snow Pansies."  I even went created the entry on Urban Dictionary which can be viewed here

Click the image to learn all about Mr. Hanky!
Mr. Hanky was a huge part of how "lil turd" came to be.  Before my nephew was born my family and I used to sing the christmas poo song.  Ever since calling my nephew lil turd we have given each other various poo related gifts.  Just recently he gave me some fake turd and a pen that looks and smells like poo. There's nothing quite like a great number 2!

Here is a funny turd video on youtube. Click the image to view!
Random Lil Turd for today... Going to the dentist is not fun.  Waterpiks are also not fun.
Words have a meaning but our experiences with them can be very different.  I find it funny how people perceive words.  Have you ever thought... words are something we write or say, but people are able to understand these words as so much more.  If you read the word  "Blue" you may think of the color or maybe something you like that is blue.  If I say Turd in public people usually glance over either in surprise or disgust.  In my family Turd is a funny and comical word used as a nickname.  Do you use words that have a different meaning to you than they would to someone else?
Lil Turd is a term I use for my random thoughts.  The concept of Lil Turd started with my nephew.  He and I have nicknames for each other.  His being Lil Turd and mine being Uncle Turd, but usually just Turd.   
This is the first post for LilTurd.com and hopefully many more to come!